Human Virus Scanner

http://totl.net/VirusScanner/

Показва ви различни картинки и отбелязвате тези които разпознавате. След това ви казва с какви вируси може да сте инфектирани

The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.

Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.

Politics
Stop caring!

Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.

Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

Junkfood (95%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Cthulhu (80%)
Read some Enid Blyton.

Gaming (60%)
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.

Industrial (70%)
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.

British (80%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.

Religion (90%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

Brand Names (90%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Macintosh (60%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Southampton (69%)
Move to the Isle of Wight.

Human Virus Scanner

The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Politics
Stop caring!
Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Viruses you might suffer from:

Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Junkfood (60%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Japan (60%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
Religion (90%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
Brand Names (65%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Hippyism (60%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Football (75%)
Do something unhealthy and indoors, away from the Bears.

Human Virus Scanner

The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Politics
Stop caring!

Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Religion (90%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

Japan (90%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

Discordia (70%)
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.

Free BSD (90%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.

Environmentalism (73%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

British (65%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.

Macintosh (60%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Viruses you suffer from:

BBCB
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."

8-Bit
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.

Free BSD
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

TotL (85%)
Go read Brunching

Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

Cthulhu (80%)
Read some Enid Blyton.

Japan (60%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

UNIX (70%)
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.

Computer Games (80%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Macintosh (60%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.

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Human Virus Scanner

The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Goth
Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.


Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

British
No need for cure. Benign virus.


Japan
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

Gaming
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.


Southampton
Move to the Isle of Wight.

Politics
Stop caring!


Ultima
If you find one tell us.

Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.


Cars
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.
Viruses you might suffer from:

USA (80%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]


Junkfood (65%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Cthulhu (60%)
Read some Enid Blyton.


Industrial (70%)
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.

BBCB (70%)
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."


Brand Names (80%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.

8-Bit (75%)
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not enough.


Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Human Virus Scanner

The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.
Politics
Stop caring!
Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Viruses you might suffer from:

Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Free BSD (90%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
Japan (60%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
Sci-fi (60%)
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Computer Games (85%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Hippyism (60%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Macintosh (60%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.
Cars (75%)
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.

Viruses you suffer from:

None!

Viruses you might suffer from:

Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

TotL (85%)
Go read Brunching

Politics (95%)
Stop caring!

Conspiracy Theory (75%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.

Environmentalism (70%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


British
No need for cure. Benign virus.


Japan
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


Politics
Stop caring!


Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.


Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.


Football
Do something unhealthy and indoors, away from the Bears.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


Sci-fi (70%)
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


Free BSD (90%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.


Brand Names (80%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


Hippyism (73%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

Human Virus Scanner

The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:

None!

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

Hippyism (65%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss

Viruses you suffer from:
Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

TotL
Go read Brunching


Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.

Politics
Stop caring!


Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.


Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.

British
No need for cure. Benign virus.


Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (95%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


Industrial (70%)
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.

Religion (90%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


Japan (85%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

Sci-fi (70%)
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.

Macintosh (60%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.


Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.

Cars (75%)
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.

Viruses you suffer from:

None!

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

Free BSD (90%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.

Politics (80%)
Stop caring!

Hippyism (60%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

Human Virus Scanner

The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:

None!

Viruses you might suffer from:

Industrial (80%)
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.

X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Japan
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
Politics
Stop caring!
Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

TotL (85%)
Go read Brunching
Junkfood (60%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Free BSD (90%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
Conspiracy Theory (65%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.