Любима реплика от филм

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Тук пишете любимите си реплики от филми (съответно и името на филма)

Obi Uan has tought you well - Оби Уан те е обучил добре (Вейдър към Люк - Междузвездни войни=Star Wars)
You were the chosen one! - Ти бе избрания (Оби Уан към Анакин - Междузвездни войни=Star Wars)
May the force be with you! - Нека силата бъде с теб (Междузвездни войни=Star Wars)

Гост

Мия написа:: "- не искам да си го представям, да си дойда вкъщи и да те няма.
- защо?..
- ми... защото си част от мене. от живота ми такъв, какъвто го искам."

направо завиждам.

от филма Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man:
Harley Davidson: We're gonna jump.
Marlboro: Are you out of your fuckin' mind?
Harley Davidson: C'mon, it's the only way.
Marlboro: Uh-uh.
Harley Davidson: You're gonna get shot up here.
Marlboro: Well, you're gonna get squashed down there.
Harley Davidson: I'd rather be squashed than shot.
Marlboro: Not me.
Harley Davidson: Fine, then.
Harley Davidson: I owe you that.
Marlboro: I hate you for this... I fuckin' hate you for this.
Marlboro: I HATE YOU HARLEY... Oh shit!
Harley Davidson: Some rush, eh?
Marlboro: My old man told me, before he left this shitty world, never chase buses or women, you'll always be left behind.
Jimmy Jiles: Jack, the deal is, YOU LOSE. You don't tear the guy's arm out of the socket!
Harley Davidson: I kicked his ass before.
Marlboro: That was in 3rd grade, and Jack had a broken arm.
Harley Davidson: Yeah, but I'm the one that broke it.
Marlboro: Squeeze the trigger, don't yank it, it's not your dick.
Marlboro: He's gonna steal my woman, I'm gonna steal his bike.
Marlboro: My old man told me, before he left this shitty world, the right woman can make ya, and the wrong woman can break ya.
Disc Jockey: There's a new drug out there called Crystal Dream. Now, what it is, you don't shoot it, you don't smoke it, you don't snort it. Apparently, you put it in your eyes, and it tells you lies.
Virginia Slim: Robert, you've got to tell me where you are.
Marlboro: Nope, can't do that. I've already dug enough graves, and none of them my own.
Marlboro: I ain't leaving here until I have five big bills in my pocket or your woman in my bed.
Marlboro: You know, that gun costs about two dollars every time you fire it. That's two bucks a bullet.
Harley Davidson: Well how many'd I hit?
Marlboro: You spent twelve dollars and didn't hit a goddamn thing. I nailed one and it cost about four and a quarter.
Marlboro:I can't believe you shot me Harley!! DickHead You fucking shot me!!,
Marlboro: Lay off my boots Harley!, I'm in no fucking mood.
Marlboro: You know, my old man told me before he left this shitty world that there would be blue-bellied chicken shit bastards like you out there!
Marlboro: Guns are meant to be shot Harley, not thrown!
Harley Davidson: You know, if I had a nickel for every time some piece of shit pointed a gun at me I'd be a rich man.
Guard:Who are you guys?
Marlboro: Well, he's Harley Davidson, and I'm the Marlboro Man.
Guard: You look like a bunch of two-bit hoods to me.
Harley Davidson:Now does that look like the work of two-bit hoods?
Guard: Yeah. Pros would've used my keys.
Harley Davidson: Well, he likes to blow things up.
Alexander: Judging from the data we gathered, they're dilettantes.
Alexander: You boys are good... for dilettantes.

"- Science perverts providence! Progress encourages extravagance!
- Civilisation devastates the spirit of man!
- The time of atonement is upon us. Are your hearts prepared? " - "Akira"(1988)

What happens when the light first pierces the dark dampness in which we have waited?
We are slapped and cut loose.
If we are lucky, someone is there to catch us and persuade us that we are safe.
But are we safe?
What happens if, too early, we lose a parent? That party on whom we rely for only everything?
Why, we are cut loose again and we wonder, even dread whose hands will catch us now.

Nickolas Nickleby

"Аз сам велик.Космат и велик." - Тамъсъми ООД
Фоксвагин хипар "А бе това ли виждам кадето виждам" - Колите

South Park - "Oh my God! They killed Kenny! You bastards!
South Park - "Screw you guys I am going home!"
The Secret - "Тайната е отговорът на всичко, което е било,всичко, което е, и всичко, което някога ще бъде."
това се сещам сега Smile

"Here's Johnny" - "The Shining" (1980).

"ха-ха ,чичо Манчо ,снех те !"

"защо ще ме цака мене той със топла бира ? "

"защо ще ме цака мене той със топла бира! "

"...е,риба ама цаца ..цаца,ама Риба "

скрул ю гайс...айм гойнг хоум!!!

Гост

Join the dark side! - Star Wars Smile

Afterglow написа:: FIGHT CLUB

Narrator: This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.

Tyler Durden: You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.

Tyler Durden: Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation.

Narrator: What do you do?
Tyler Durden: What do you mean?
Narrator: What do you do for a living?
Tyler Durden: Why? So you can pretend like you're interested?

Narrator: With insomnia, nothing's real. Everything's far away, everything's a copy of a copy of a copy..."

The things you own end up owning you.

Requiem for a dream:

Tyrone C. Love: California, here we come.
Harry Goldfarb: It's Florida, Ty. Florida.
Tyrone C. Love: California, Florida, whatever. Either way, your pale ass is getting a tan.

Pineapple Express:

Dale Denton: In case you haven't noticed - which you haven't, 'cause from what I can tell, you don't notice anything ever - we are not very functional when we're high.
Saul: Well, I don't know, man. I think I'm functioning right now. I was, like, stoned when I saved you with those slushies. What do you gotta say to that?

Saul: [as he is just about to punch Carol in the face] You're in the jungle now, Baby!

Saul: This is like if that Blue Oyster shit met that Afghan Kush I had - and they had a baby. And then, meanwhile, that crazy Northern Light stuff I had and the Super Red Espresso Snowflake met and had a baby. And by some miracle, those two babies met and fucked - this would the shit that they birthed.
Dale Denton: [smells the marijuana] Wow. This is the product of baby fucking.

От "Историята на Пепеляшка"...
Не се сещам как беше на английски точно,но гласеше:"
Не позволявай страхът от грешки да те извади от играта.

Queen of the damned
Lestat: Come out, come out, wherever you are..

Pirates of the Caribbean:

Lord Beckett: You're mad!
Jack Sparrow: well thats good cause If I wasn't, this'd probably never work.

Elizabeth Swann: It never would've worked out between us.
Jack Sparrow: Keep telling yourself that, darling.

Jack Sparrow: One question about your business, boy, or there's no use going: This girl... how far are you willing to go to save her?
Will Turner: I'd die for her.
Jack Sparrow: Oh good. No worries then.

Jack Sparrow: Stop blowing holes in my ship!

Aх този Джак ще ме убие Любима реплика от филм - Page 2 19159

I'll be back!! Twisted Evil

Ейс Вентура 1вия:

Лоис(началничката на управлението):Слушай, животински чеп, искаш ли да ти превърна живота в ад?

Ейс: Благодаря ти, Лоис, но не съм готов за връзка!
biggrin

Ейс излиза от управленито, казва на Лоис: Хееей, може би ще ти се обадя някой път, номера ти все още ли е 911 ?

Смял съм се с глас на тези biggrin

Ааааааааааа колко са малко вашитеееееееееееееее... Аз ако започна да пиша направо нз..! Laughing

marmot написа:: South Park - "Oh my God! They killed Kenny! You bastards!"
South Park - "Screw you guys I am going home!"

Family Guy - Brian: You're drunk. Stewie: You're Sexy!

Въпросните фрагменти от "Град на ангели":

Цитат :: - Как го обясняваш ?
- Кое ?
- Неумиращата легенда за Рая ?
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- Какво правя ?
- Докосваш ме.
- Откъде знаеш ?
- Почувствах го.
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- Защо хората плачат ?
- Може би емоцията става наситена и тялото не я удържа. Умът и чувствата ти придобиват голяма мощ. И тялото ти плаче...
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- И тук горе е толкова красиво...

Moulin Rouge: "The greatest lesson you're going to learn is to love and be loved in return"

Женени с деца:

Цитат :: Днес имам рожден ден, затова искам да изкарам деня в компанията на любимите си хора .... в стриптиз бара :lol:
И запомнете трите основни правила:
- Не ме закачай!
- Не ме закачай!
- Никакъв секс!

Сам в Къщи 3 или 4:

Цитат :: -....Но човекът когото обичах ме разлюби.
Разби ми сърцето. Когато получих втори шанс да се влюбя, аз избягах. Престанах да вярвам на хората.
- Не се обиждай, но това ми се вижда глупаво.
- Не исках сърцето ми отново да бъде разбито. Доверяваш се на хората...ала след време те те забравят.
- Може да са много заети. Може да не са забравили за теб... може само да не си спомнят. Не мисля че хоратa забравят нарочно. Просто забравят.Дядо ми ми казваше:"Ако главата ти не е закрепена за тялото щеше да си я забравяш в автобуса".
- Страх ме е да се доверя на някого, който после да ми разбие сърцето.
- Разбирам.
Аз имах ролери. Страх ме беше да ги нося, за да не ги счупя. И знаете ли какво стана?
- Не.
- Станаха ми малки. Никога не ги карах на улицата. Само вкъщи. Сърцето но човек, и чувствата му са като ролерите. Много си приличат.
Ако не се влюбвате каква е разликата, ако сърцето ви е разбито? Ако го пазите само за себе си,
с него ще се случи същото,както и с ролерите ми.То ще бъде здраво, но няма да се вълнува.Рискувайте. Нищо няма да изгубите.
- В това има истина.
- И аз така мисля. Сърцето ви е разбито, но все още го имате. Ако не беше така,нямаше да сте толкова добра.
- Благодаря ти...

Dude, Where's My Car:

Цитат :: -Пич, къде ми е колата?
-Къде ти е колата, пич?

(пауза)

-Как сииииииии?

Гледам си аз тука Game of Thrones....

"Only by admitting what we are can we get what we want"
(Petyr Baelish)

"The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword."
(Eddard Stark)
(това е ИЗУМИТЕЛНО вярно)

"Let me give you some advice, bastard. Never forget what you are. Wear it like armour and it can never be used to hurt you."
(Tyrion Lannister)

Samwell: "Ser Alliser is going to make me fight tomorrow, isn't he?"
Jon: "He is."
Samwell: "I'm not going to get any better, you know!"
Jon: "Well... you can't get any worse!"

"There is only one god, and his name is Death. And there is only one thing we say to the god of death - 'Not today!'"
(Syrio Forel)

Jaqen: "A boy becomes a girl?"
Arya: "I was always a girl!"
Jaqen: "And I was always aware."

Cersei: "You could have claimed the realm for yourself. Such a sad mistake."
Eddard: "I've made many mistakes in my life, but that wasn't one of them."
Cersei: "Oh, but it was. When you play the game of thrones you win, or you die. There is no middle ground."

...

William Bloom: A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories. They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal. (Big Fish)